My old man said be a City fan,
And I said bolloks you're a cunt,
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute,
With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show the Citybastards how to fight (How to fight),
City are shit, and that's a fact
City are shit, and that's afact