Nothing out of the ordinary here, move along.

לא ברוטשילד..ובלי ריהוט ובלי דמי `ניהול` 11000 ש`ח בחודש (על הזקן עובד קבלן ש`שומר` בלובי )

HELLO, MY NAME IS LUBUMBU MANDELA, SON OF NELSON MANDELA, FORMER PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA. MY FATHER HAD 4.1 MILLION DOLLARS (USD) IN PROPERTIES WHICH ARE NOW TIED UP. I NEED A CONTACT PERSON TO RELEASE THE FUNDS, AND I AM WILLING TO SHARE 20% OF THE FUND WITH THE CONTACT PERSON. I RECEIVED YOUR E-MAIL WITH THE KNOWLEDGE YOU CAN BE AN HONEST PARTNER. PLEASE CONTACT ME AT X@X TO ARRANGE TRANSFER OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

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